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Mtnrescue

Mtnrescue

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Help me with my dog, car, child, custody and tax issues please

My dog is bleeding out of its ears, which caused my son to slip on the blood on and he has a huge lump on his head - he's fading in and out of consciousness. Speaking of my son, can his mother get full custody of him if my house was wiped out in Katrina and I'm looking to relocate to Minnesota since her house was in the Garden District and mine was in the lower 9th ward. Also, if I drive to Minnesota, is the entire mileage tax deductible if I pull my FEMA trailer? What's the best music to listen to during said road trip and what will get my girlfriend in the mood to play around? Should we play around, how far into the road trip will it take for signs of the pregnancy to show up and how can I prove that the baby is mine and not the trucker's we saw at the last stop?

 
 
 
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Submitted 367 days ago...

Isobel

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Whoever answers this gets double points and has solved all answers on webanswers!

 

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Submitted 367 days ago...

Jodi-Mesa

Jodi-Mesa

Brain (2,795)

Are you a country song writer?

 

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Submitted 367 days ago...

Mtnrescue

Mtnrescue

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It does have all the makings of a number one hit doesn't it? And I agree with Isobel that whoever can answer this should get double points. Moderator - is this possible? Must be if you can flag my spelling. ;)

 

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Submitted 348 days ago...

angelrebecca

angelrebecca

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Is this a country song is the dog dead and the kid you better check the child insted of asking how to get your girlfriend in the mood just ask the trucker he can tell you

 

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Parkway612

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A bottle of Vodka.

 
 

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