What is the krabby patty secret formula?

There used to be a krabby patty recipe on the Nickelodeon web site, www.nick.com, but I couldn't find it. I'm pretty sure it included a cup of love.

The show never revealed the recipe, although one time it was shown to be discovered by Plankton but later revealed to be a fake. Nick.com posted the following recipe:

Ingredients:
2 tbsp. finely chopped onion
2 tbsp. finely chopped celery
4-6 tbsp. vegetable oil
1 tsp. thyme
1 lb. frozen imitation crabmeat, (defrosted and finely chopped in a food processor)
3/4 cup seasoned bread crumbs
1 tbsp. Dijon mustard
2 tbsp. mayonnaise (plus 1 cup for dipping sauce)
2 eggs, lightly beaten
A pinch of salt and pepper (to taste)
3 tbsp. ketchup (for dipping sauce)
1 cup of love

Start Cooking:
Step 1 - Sauté the onions and celery in 1 tablespoon of vegetable oil. Add the thyme, lower the heat, and cook until the onions are translucent.
Step 2 - In a large bowl combine the crabmeat, sautéed onions and celery, bread crumbs, Dijon mustard, mayonnaise, egg, salt and pepper to taste. Stir to combine.
Step 3 - Shape into rounds by using a small ice cream scoop, then gently pat flat.
Step 4 - Heat 3 tablespoons of vegetable oil in a large skillet. Working in batches (2 to 3 crab cakes at a time) place the crab cakes in a skillet and cook until golden brown, about 2 minutes per side. You may need to add more oil for the second and third batches.
Step 5 - Preheat the oven to 298°F. Transfer the crab cakes to the baking pan and bake for 10 minutes. The crab cakes can be kept in a warm oven for approximately 30 minutes, or they may be reheated at serving time. Serve with a kid-friendly dipping sauce. Mix 1 cup of mayonnaise with 3 tablespoons of ketchup.

The following is the fake recipe for the secret sauce, the only one shown on the show:
A pinch of Salt
3 teespoons chopped onions
A cup of love
4 pounds of freshly ground plankton