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I?OutLoud

I?OutLoud

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Someone had to ask - best pick up line?!

I am going to the bar tonight and could use some more material.

 
 
 
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Submitted 359 days ago...

xboxer

xboxer

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Oh man, this is gonna be good

 

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Submitted 359 days ago...

1BadMutha

1BadMutha

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You look like a stud xboxer - I cant imagine you need any help :)

Here are a few of my old stand bys, but do not try unless you are wearing CKone and Rockstar sunglasses, you could get hurt:

Congratulations! You have just been voted "Most Beautiful Girl In This Room" and the grand prize is a night with me!

Do you have a map? I just keep on getting lost in your eyes.

Hey...somebody farted. Let's get out of here.

I have only three months to live.

Was you father an alien? Because there's nothing else like you on Earth!

 

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Submitted 359 days ago...

guido

guido

Authority (403)

Listen, why don't we skip all the middle steps and go right to the part where I send you a check every month.

 

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Submitted 359 days ago...

1BadMutha

1BadMutha

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OMG! Aparkhurst wins so far!

 

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Submitted 359 days ago...

sidelko

sidelko

Brain (3,031)

Pick up lines are lame.

 

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Submitted 351 days ago...

staciodaviso

staciodaviso

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If you are by a thing of sweeteners pick of a packet of sugar (make sure it says "SUGAR" on it) and throw it on the table then tell your waitress or girl you just met "HEY! i think you dropped your name tag." They'll stop and think then laugh. It's a good icebreaker and you can always say "Hey, I've always wanted to do that! So, what IS your name?"

 

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Submitted 351 days ago...

Jodi-Mesa

Jodi-Mesa

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Good one staciodaviso! 10 points for originality in using a prop!

 

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